Let’s invade Zimbabwe!

Here is the pretext for war:

  1. we don’t like their kind of democracy
  2. their nationals come across our border on a regular basis, and are involved in violent activity against our citizens

For all we know there might be a paramilitary organisation, the ZimDollah, lying in wait just north of the border, intent on the destruction of our state.

We can be certain of assistance and backing from the West, as the leaders of the US and the UK are pushing for a regime change.

This scenario is not as ridiculous as it sounds: an analogous situation exists in the Middle East.

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